friskythenun ([info]friskythenun) wrote,
  • Mood: silly
  • Music: MiG from Rockstar: INXS
I love IMDB news...they're always at least a day or two behind all other internet celebrity gossip AND they fill their daily "news" page with so much pointless crap. (Yes, I realize that celebrity news is useless crap for the most part, but IMDB news creates a new standard for pointless crap news)... Also, they have fabulous, idiotic headlines:

"[Teri] Hatcher Shocks Neighbors with 'Passion Wagon' Sex" "Passion Wagon" just doesn't have the same cool ring as "Pussy Wagon"

"Movie Stars Shocked by African Poverty" What? They don't all drive Escalades with gold rims here???

"[Hilary] Swank's Cat Sparks Security Alert" Would that be orange or yellow on the terror scale?

"Ricky Martin Vows To Stamp Out Arab Stereotypes" YOU GO...uh...Ricky Martin...

"[Daryl] Hannah Quits Movies To Save Planet" It's not actually "quitting" if no one will hire you

"Mariah Carey's Clothes Fall Off" Again?

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